Bllllrrr.... idea forming...

Irgendwie, Irgendwo, Irgendwann trilogy

Cliche portal-xover I've wanted to do for so so long but never had a real plot in mind. NOW I DO.

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Part 1: Anyplace

Using Jumba's lab equipment, Kila opens an alternate-universe portal and grabs XR out of it. The space rangers show up, are mad at the tearing of the fabric of the universe + robot-napping, demand that Jumba close the portal. In his attempts to do so, he opens another one, which grabs Dib. Then the LGMs close their portal from the other end, accidentally closing BOTH. Dib is stuck in Stitchland while Jumba tries to re-open the portal. Hilarity Ensues.

Then Hamsterviel hears of all this nonsense. Being the cliche villain type that he is, he opens his own portal to Dib's and XR's worlds and forms an epic villain team (because every crossover needs an epic villain team) with Zurg and the Tallest. They join forces and start attacking all three worlds at once. And the Tallest have a lot of soldiers to throw at people. Huge epic war.

During this war, Lilo and Stitch are kidnapped by villain forces. Dib, their new friend, is resolved to save them. He teams up with (XR? Kila? Mertle? Reuben and Gantu? Somebody.) and goes to save her. EPIC WHAT-WOULD-BE-ROMANCE IF THEY WERE OLDER THAN TEN ensues.

That's the climax of the first fic. In the epilogue, Kila has angstfully decided the war is her fault since she started all this portal crap. She resolves to end it herself (this is, of course, ludicrous, but does she care? no) or die trying. She (either teamed up with Mik if that esteemed personage isn't doing something else by then or on her own) gets an Irken to tell her his race's weaknesses.

It turns out, the Irken race only has one weakness.

And they call him Invader Zim.

End fic.

Part 2: Anywhere

I'm not sure what the plot for this will be yet, but Kila finds Zim, Lilo, Stitch, Dib, and the experiments team up with the space rangers, there's fighting, there's battle, there's crack pairings, Jumba starts working in Star Command's science bay, I'll know more when I finish Part 1. Ditto for 3.